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I've looked everywhere, and I'll be damned if I can find it, but I know I read that passage somewhere; I think in Kerouac; but I can't locate it now, so you'll just have to go along with me that it's there.
Would I lie to you?
It's a scene in which a young supplicant, an aspiring poet, somebody like that, seeks out this knowledgeable old philosopher -- kind of a Bukowski or Henry Miller figure -- in Paris or New York or somesuch bustling metropolitan situs . . . and the kid comes to the old guru in his ratty apartment, and he sorta kinda asks him that old saw about the meaning of life. Correction: LIFE. He squats there and says to the old man, "What's it all about? What's it mean? Huh?"
And the old man purses his lips and beetles his brow; he perceives the kid is really serious about this; it's not just jerk-off time. So he nods sagely, and clasps his hands behind his back, and he walks to the window and stares out at the deep city for a while, just sorta kinda ponders for a while. And finally, he turns to the kid and he says, with core seriousness, "You know, there's a lotta bastards out there."
Now that's pretty significant. I think. On the other hand, I have never made my residence in a stalactite-festooned cave high up on the northern massif of Chomolungma (Everest to you). I have never been sought out by fawning sycophants, whimpering to abase themselves before my wisdom, hungering to prostrate themselves and to offer ablations at the altar of my Delphic insights. In short, unlike the Great Thinkers of Our Time who appear regularly on talk-shows -- Merv Griffin, Debbie Boone, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Jim Nabors leap instantly to mind -- I doubt that the Oxford Encyclopedia of Philosophy will ever crib from my notes.
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Came Saturday, and I hand-washed the wretched 1951 Ford that had brought me to California from Chicago and New York. I dressed as spiffily as I could manage, aware at all times of the fact that having postponed a good number of meals had dropped my weight to about ninety pounds and I was beginning to take on the appearance of a card-carrying rickets case.
I drove to her home, which was in the posh Brentwood section of Beverly Hills. I walked to the ornate apartment door of the garden lanai, and rang the bell. Nothing happened. I waited and rang again. Nothing happened. Minutes passed, and I began thinking unworthy thoughts about Brenda's ethics. Finally, I heard foot steps from within, and the door was flung open.
There stood Brenda in her slip, with machines in her hair. "Come in, come in," she said huffily, as if I had interrupted her at the precise moment when she had been decoding the DNA molecule or something equally as significant. "I'm running a little late. I have to finish doing my hair. Well, come in already."
I stepped into the foyer, standing on a ribbed plastic runner that stretched out into the distance. As she closed the door behind me, I began to take a step off the plastic stripping so the door wouldn't hit me. My foot was poised in mid-step as she let out a shriek. "Aaarghh! Not on the carpet! Mama had the schvartze in today!" I spun, widdershins, barely managing to balance myself on one leg like a flamingo. I steadied myself on the plastic runner and looked to my right, the direction my errant foot would have carried me.
There, stretching off to the distant horizon, flooring a living room only slightly smaller than Bosnia and/or Herzogovina, lay the pluperfect lunatic symbol of the upwardly-mobile, nouveau riche household: a white carpet, deepest pile, a veritable Sargasso Sea of insane white carpet -- who but nutcases would carpet a room in which human beings are supposed to relax in white, fer chrissakes? -- with the nap pathologically lying all in one direction, clearly having been carpet-swept by Nubian slave labor so it was anal retentively flowing in one unbroken tide. Hours had been spent making sure each bloody fiber lay in that north by northwest direction.
"Stay on the runner. I won't be long," Brenda commanded.
"I've got to stay on the runner?"
"Sure. Just stand there. I'll be out in a minute."
And she vanished. Back into the bowels of that cyclopean domicile, leaving me standing frozen and tremulous in my baggy pants while she went off to complete her toilette. The plastic runner extended out beneath my feet, back into the dim and vaulted interior. To my left a closed door. To my right the inviolate expanse of white carpeting and a living room in which Xerxes could easily have assembled his armies for an attack on the Hot Gates. I stood there, shifting from one foot to the other like a grade school troublemaker waiting for his audience with the Principal.
And time went by. Slowly. I waited and waited, and heard nothing from the back of the residence. The living room looked invitingly comfortable with all those massive sofas and the huge baby grand piano. But I had been denied entrance. I felt like Howard Carter and Lord Carnarvon standing at the doorway to the antechamber of Tutankhamen's tomb, faunching to enter a space unvisited for three thousand years, but fearing the terrible wrath of Beware all ye who violate this sacred place . . .
Now I don't know about you, friends, but if you leave me all alone someplace, with nothing to amuse me, for any extended period of time, I will sure as shit get in trouble. And so, possessed by some devil-demon from my childhood, I became obsessed by the purity of that goddam carpet. I stared at its unblemished white expanse, that sea of bleached grass rippling away to forever. And finally, when it was either do something or go bugfuck, I stepped to the edge of the plastic runner, crouched, and jumped as far out into the carpet as I could. There was no way of knowing where I had come from. My footprints just magically appeared out there.
I hesitated only a moment, and then, scuffling my feet to produce impressions in the carpet, I began spelling out the classic Chaucerian PHUQUE. In letters four feet high. In virginal white carpet.
And I was just putting the . on the ! when I heard a strangled, "Aaaaarghhh!" behind me. I turned, and there stood the missing Brenda, looking really pretty terrific, but with this, how shall I put it, uh, green expression on her face. "OhjeezusOhmiGodOhshit! My mother'll kiiiill me!" And she ran off, leaving me standing there rather shamefaced, wondering just which mental gargoyle had taken possession of the cathedral of my mind, knowing that there was no way I was gonna get laid.
Then, in a moment, here she came, schlepping a carpet sweeper, not a vacuum cleaner, just one of your basic handpushed carpet sweepers, and she starts sweeping the nap back north by northwest!
And I watched this demented scene for about thirty seconds until it got more than I could handle, and I yelled at her, "This is nuts! How the hell can you be a slave to a fuckin' carpet?" But she was in the grip of more powerful forces than my charisma. She was under the unbreakable spell of toilet training, and if the Apocalypse had come along just then she'd still have finished laying that nap back.
I went crazy.
I grabbed for the sweeper. She pirouetted out of my reach. She never broke stroke. I lunged for her again, and got my hands around the sweeper. We struggled back and forth across the living room, caroming off the furniture, lousing up the carpet worse than before. She fought like one of those lady barbarians out of a Conan adventure, punching and kicking.
Then the sweeper went that way, and we went this way, and we fell over and wrestled over and over across the floor, thumping our heads and legs. Over and over, and I came up on top for a moment and pinned her arms and stared down at her, trying to catch my breath . . .
And in that instant I perceived a mad light glowing out of her eyes, and she murmured huskily, "Hit me."
Oh shit.
Now you gotta understand: I'm a quiet, well-mannered, Jewish kid from Ohio. Not even years sunk to the hips in the fleshpots of New York, Chicago, London and Billings, Montana have been able to sully the rigidly Puritanical morals that have led me to the pinnacle of success and clear complexion you see before you today. To put it simply, I was terrified. After all that time, at long last, despite my best efforts at avoidance, I had encountered one of those kinda ladies.
"Uh . . . beg pardon," I said weakly.
"Hit me," she said again. The light in her eyes strobed.
"H-h-huh-hit you?" and
"Punch me around a little bit. I love it."
"P-p-puh--?"
"Don't leave marks. Just hurt me some . . ."
Oh shit.
She was watching me, naked lust in her face, her lips wet with unconcealed desire. Nice quiet Jewish kid from Ohio. But what the hell, I'm adaptable.
Bogart asserted himself. My voice dropped four octaves. "You like a little smacking around, right, shweetheart?" She nodded, bonking her head on the carpet. "Okay," I said roughly, "get naked."
She looked troubled for a moment. "Naked?"
"Now!" I said, my voice a brutal rasp. I got off her. I stood over her as she stripped out of her clothes. My eyes slitted, my jaw tensed. I watched silently. When she was naked -- and pretty terrific she was, I might add -- I said, "Okay, lie on your back." She lay down again. (For a crazed moment I wanted to tell her to "make an angel" the way we used to do it when there was a heavy snow in Ohio. You lie on your back and flap your arms up and down, making angel wings. But I didn't. That would've been really crazy.)
The heavy drapes on the living room windows were secured by thick gold cord ropes with tassels. I unhooked four of them. I wrapped one around her left leg, secured it, and tied it to one leg of the baby grand. Then I did the same to her right leg and attached it to the piano at the other side. Then one arm stretched above her head and fastened to a leg of the massive sectional sofa. The other arm to another post of the sofa. She was spread-eagled, right in the middle of the word PHUQUE! (without the .) out flat on her back, her perspiring body trembling with barely-restrained passion.
"Can you move?"
She tried, then shook her head.
"Tied down tight? Can't get loose?"
She nodded again, breathing raggedly.
"Terrific," I said, heading for the door. "Say hello to your mama for me, and thank her for the chicken soup."
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All I could think of was when her mother got home that night, found her baby girl staked out like a gazelle at the waterhole, take one look at this monstrous scene and start screaming, "My caaaarpet . . .!"
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I don't remember the name of the particular theater, but it was on the uptown side of 42nd Street, close to Broadway. It was something like four in the morning. My buddy and I were almost totally cacked-out. I remember the double-bill, however. The lower half, the B feature, was Fear is the Key, a really dreadful action-adventure turkey based on a crummy Alistair Maclean novel. The main feature was Save the Tiger, a contemporary drama starring Jack Lemmon. He won the Oscar for the role in that film.

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My buddy the Texas writer is dead asleep, having polished off a recent meal of three boxes Good'n'Plenty and a frozen chocolate covered banana on a stick. And, blessedly, Fear is the Key ends, and Save the Tiger begins.

About ten minutes into this serious, sensitive study of a garment center guy who is killing himself with floating ethics, and from the very first row of the balcony, below and to the right of us, but still very high above the floor of the theater, I hear a shrieky black voice start mouthing off. Dialogue straight out of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR MISUNDERSTANDING.

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I don't want to belabor this but whoever or whatever was sitting back up there behind my Texas buddy and me, it was bad.

Beside me, I felt the hand of my Texican partner on my wrist. Softly, he asked, "What the fuck was that?"

"Voice of Doom," I said. "Pretend we're black. Better still: pretend we're at another theater."

All this happened in a second. And only an idiot would have talked back to the owner of that voice. Guess whose name was in the envelope in the category of Most Outstanding Performance by an Idiot? You got it: Leeee-ROY's buddy with the scoop shovel mouth.

Is violence important in this life?

The critic started shrieking, "Who said that? Who said that gahdamn shit t'me? You c'mawn down here, nigguh, I'm gonna cut'chu! I gonna cut on you, nigguh muh-fugguh!"

And he did go on. And on and on. "Oh shit," I murmured, slumping down even deeper in the seat, till my knees were up around my ears like a grasshopper. Beside me, my Texican buddy was praying in High Church Latin, Yiddish and Sufi, all at the same time.

I do believe that the joker down in the first row of that cockroach-ridden movie house was the single dumbest sonofabitch I have ever encountered; and what happened next was the swiftest, most deadly moment of violence I have ever seen.

Motormouth was still working over the conjugation of to cut when suddenly and without warning there was a rush of wind past me, down those steep steps, fast, fast, so damned fast I couldn't make out whether it was a human or a yeti or simply some terrifying force of nature, and all I saw was a dark blur as something BIG went smoothly down to the front row, something GIGANTIC moved into that row . . . and that stupid sonofabitch joker just stood up, still working his wet jaw . . . as if he could do something against that HUGE dude come to silence him . . . and that monstrous black fury just grabbed Motormouth by the shirt front and yanked . . . and pitched him headfirst over the rail.

I heard a terrified scream as the guy fell, and then a sickening crack! like the snapping of a T'ang dynasty chopstick, and then there was silence.

The only sounds were Jack Lemmon talking about what emotional violence he was suffering.

Shut up, Lemmon.

No one in the theater moved. There weren't that many people anyhow. Just my buddy and me and sleeping Leeee-ROY and the buddy of the guy who'd taken the dive . . . and that humungus shape. In the balcony. And if there was anyone down below, they weren't saying anything.

The diver's buddy didn't move or look around or say a word. He just sat there staring straight ahead, as if he could not possibly have found anything more interesting in the universe to think about than Jack Lemmon's problems. The dark shape moved back up the aisle . . . I didn't look left or right . . . I saw nothing, Jim, nothing . . .and it went up past me and was gone.

I watched that entire flick in silence. No one moved to see if the diver was still alive. After a moment's wait the diver's buddy slipped out of the balcony like oil washing down a gutter, and gone. From below . . . nothing.

And when the film was finished, and the lights came up, we rose, and turned slowly. The balcony was empty. Leeee-ROY was still tabula rasa. Just us, all alone. I looked at my buddy from Texas, and he looked at me, and without saying a word we walked down that precarious stairway and came to the railing and peered over.

The diver lay across the back of a shattered seat. He was bent double. Stomach up. His spine was broken. He didn't move. The theater was empty. We walked back up the aisle, through the upper vestibule, down the winding staircase, into the lobby, and out. We didn't look back. No one could help the diver. We wanted to get away.

We never spoke of it to each other.

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I pointed out that I was just arriving and that it was my first day on the job and, since I had no idea what I was doing, nor even what the nature of the project was to be, I really needed only one bit of assistance: "Is that my office in there?"

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I didn't have the heart to tell anyone I type manuscript straight onto the machine. My handwriting is in the top 1/10th of the top percentile of illegible scrawls.

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"This we have been already been urging as well, I think to soon can hand over to you."Premier Wu smiled to say with smile at this time.
"That has no what, thank chairman, premier."I thank a way to chairman Hu and premier Wu.
"To, little Lee, you sit a short while first, I introduce a person for you, tomorrow is led you by him to the national defense university to see that base!"Chairman Hu says and then ordered the person of outside to seek the person who wants to know for my introduction to go.
Okay."I ordered to nod a way. In chairman Hu#8217;s office, we chatted a short while again.Then, we hear a burst of to knock on door a voice. Immediately after outside walk to come in one from the door 25 years old or soly wear a soldier to pack a shoulder to hang a piece of major soldier of the young military officer of title, see he arrive at chairman Hu#8217;s in front#8217;Pa#8217; of respected a military salute way:"Report, the beam soldier comes to check in.Excuse me, does the chief have an order?"
"Little Lee, he is beam soldier, our major battalion commander of guard#8217;s teacher, tomorrow is taken you by him to see a place to the national defense university."Chairman Hu ordered to nod to me, then again to that beam soldier way:"Beam battalion commander hands over to you a task now.This is Li Qiang, you hereafter take the government troops of your under charge to follow him, his words are my orders.Wait a short while you get a task to the clock general, he will tell you hereafter should do what."
"Is a chief, we promise to complete a task."The beam soldier respected a military salute to the chairman, then turned round to curiously looking at my way again:"Chief good!"
"Ha ha!How do you do!Later and I together you literally order, I ain#8217;t what chief."I roar with laughter of say to the beam soldier.
"Good!You also knew now.Now, beam soldier you go first to get a task to the clock general."Premier Wu roars with laughter in the part at this time of way.
"BE, chief."
"Chairman, premier, your favour!I and grandpa, beam soldier a cake of leave!Anyway I also some things want to give an account a beam soldier."I say with smile to chairman Hu and premier Wu.
"Is all right!Hereafter what is up you come to seek us again."Chairman Hu ordered to nod a way to me. Hence, I came out the chairman#8217;s office together with grandpa, beam soldier, we gave an account some affairs to the beam soldier on the road, then invite very tomorrow meet of time after, I returned to with grandpa.On the second day, the text show is early in the morning the companies went to work, because of this period of time she didn#8217;t go to company, so now backlog in the company some works that don#8217;t make her handle.And grandpa Zhong also want whereabouts to manage some he is in the soldier Wei there of affair, so also early and early go to work go to. But be apart from me to see beam soldier now come to connect me to see time of place still have an hour to the national defense university, have no matter doable I have to the den of arriving at the grandpa to read.Say to is to read, in fact I also only get to den inside to consider a problem. Want I just blend with Miller later of career, I not from must fill with regrets.Miss me an original not known to public, ordinary must not ability again ordinary common student, at present but set up one under Miller and the absolute being dragon#8217;s help thus big of high technology of group company, control some on the earth the high-tech technique for having no.Not only such, and still learned whole body unimaginable fighting skill and oddity of ability.Looked for oneself more always now at look for of teacher, and therefore got a world to rank 50% shares of group in the saint door of the tenth at present again.Want all these, I not from must have some fan Mangs and be like at dream of felling. However, say the true, at ghd salepresent although I got so many things,want now, my noodles has a lot of the things are all done by other people of, but I the good elephant didn#8217;t have real participation to once go in, this lets I not from must have a kind of not real felling. Don#8217;t know that I wanted as well how long, finally a burst of knock on door voice I am from the entertain foolish ideas to knock awake come over.
"What matter?"I outside ask a way to the door.
"Young master Lee outside has a major military officer to seek you and say is invite with you come to connect yours."Outside spread the orotund way of orchid Yi.
"Okay, I knew.You ask him first to sit a short while to living room, I descend right away."My station is started to open door to outside of the orchid Yi say. After the orchid Yi came downstairs, I returned to my own room, after wearing orderliness, I also came downstairs to arrive at a living room.
"Report chief, the major beam soldier receives order to come to check in."See me coming down, being drinking an aqueous beam soldier to hurriedly stand toward my obeisance way.
"Beam major, I not is once say hereafter don#8217;t call my chief?All of us are young men, everyone literally orders.We hereafter still want to work together together, you always call my chief, I am some not be used to!You directly call my name good."I shook to shake head to the beam soldier, the [url=http://www.ghds-outlet.co.uk]ghd outlet[/url] ghd outlet f clapping of wry smile clapped his shoulder way.
"This …" beam soldier is after all a soldier that once was subjected to strict military#8217;s training, for my friendly, he also temporarily adapts to not to come over, hence is some to difficultly looking at my way:"But, directly call the name of chief, this is very ill-mannered."
"This has what, all of us are young men, everyone literally orders.Like, call to come to a decision like this."I flicked the way of waving hand to the beam soldier.
"BE, that I later according to the chairman#8217;s order, hereafter directly call your department chief Li good."Liang Jun after wanting think immediately after says to me again:"Department chief Li, do you get ready?Our cars have already waited for in the outside."
"Is alas!Literally you how call!Like, I already didn#8217;t what prepare so much of, we leave!"I shook to shake head, to the way of beam soldier wry smile. Arrive at an outside, I see an outside have already stopped two cars, an among those the red flag sedan that are luxurious types, I notice license plate, that hang of is a soldier Wei of special kind license;But another one is a for use by the military 4#215;4, the flank in the car stands a few soldiers.
"Beam soldier, is this what is the row?I yesterday not is say that using general car is all right?You now how make so exaggeratedly?Still have, are behind that car and those soldiers what is the row?"I took a look those two cars and those soldiers, not from get Zou the Zou eyebrows ask a way to the beam soldier.
"Department chief Li, this isn#8217;t me from make the decision a piece.This was the chairman to gave arrangement last night of, he said to arrange a car for you and went by convenient your later.And then the soldiers of noodles are the guards whom the chairman arranges to you."The seeing me is a bit not happy, the beam soldier hurriedly comes forward an explanation way.
"I see need not, you make the soldiers of behind return to!I again be not what important somebody, need not send person to protect me.Still have, you tell the chairman 1, wait this time after using up this car, let him also take back this car!I don#8217;t dare to use this kind of troops#8217; high class only will get just can use of car.If this sits to go out, that is also too arrestive."Looking at just toward the soldiers whom I salute, I not from must shake to shake head of say to the beam soldier.
"This …, department chief Li, this is the chairman#8217;s order, I don#8217;t dare to say with him.If you feel so inconvenient, that only invited you to say toward the chairman by yourself."Looking at circumferential soldier, beam soldier one face makes it lively for of say to me.
"That is all right!This etc. will say again, we get on the car first and arrive national defense university first to see a place now."I after wanting think flicked the way of waving hand to the beam soldier.
"BE."The beam soldier ordered to nod in response to the way, then he immediately after directs the food for powder of behind to get on the car to prepare to set out. At on the way to national defense university, I made a telephone call for chairman Hu.Is the care that thanks him to me first, then again tactful of need me bodyguard not and he provided to tell him for my viewpoint of car, hoped that he can give° these people and the car to take back.And chairman Hu also listenned to understand my meaning, know I because is afraid by so doing will be too arrestive, so not want those people and car to follow. However, although chairman Hu understood my meaning,the different idea goes those people and the car recall.His reason is my current identity already dissimilarity, now regardless I am to is central military committee the fifth department chief#8217;s identity, still I conduct and actions burning Huang the owner of the group, this all allows of no to allow me to have the least bit mishap, otherwise, this to we nation of influence can big.Chairman Hu finally returns a language center of gravity long of said 1 to me:"Little Lee!You now but relate to us the whole rise and fall of Chinese nation!Your safety is with we nation of the destiny is vitally related of!You know to have in the world now how much person is looking for you, want to catch you!You can the gist not get!So sending a person to protect you that is necessary, as it should be." Listen to chairman Hu that gist Lin however of words, I not from must ashamedly think, I really have chairman Hu say of so great?Do I really have so great influence to the destiny of the Chinese nation and the nation?I think that I can have no him to say so greatly.This make me have to doubt and isn#8217;t a this old fox of chairman Hu and then at calculate me? However, finally I or reached agreement with chairman Hu, the person can not withdraw.But can make them all put on casual wear hereafter according to my meaning, then be secretly protecting me.As for the car can also change according to my meaning a , as for change what is decided by myself by me, however the license doesn#8217;t change.
"Is alas!Is really troublesome!"At and chairman Hu#8217;s after the over telephone, I not from must shake to shake head to sit ahead the beam soldier of way:"Beam major, you hereafter make all soldiers who follow me all make change casual wear while going out, and the car also want to change to be a some common of, the license still keeps using this according to the chairman#8217;s meaning."
"BE, department chief Li.Etc. returns to I press you to say right away behind of do."The beam soldier returns overdo, I who looking at one face wry smile want to smile and don#8217;t dare to smile of say.
"Is alas!Don#8217;t say [b]ghd outlet[/b] e these.Beam soldier says you!How many years has it been since you served as soldier?So young be the major battalion commander of central guard#8217;s teacher, is really fantastic!"I after smiling smile ask a way to the beam soldier.
"It has been eight years since I served as soldier and just started is at a certain was special kind of soldier, entered a military school afterwards, read in the military school for four years, graduation after again returned to original troops, in last year, was adjusted the troops in nowadays."The beam soldier is simple of said his career to me.
"Is quite good!Can adjustghd rare stylercentral guard teacher to come to the safety that the protectorate home economics wants, that is to a kind of affirmation of your ability!"I ordered to nod to the beam soldier, immediately after again way:"Beam soldier, the chairman should has already mades you following my purposes to tell you this times last night?Your responsibility can be not light this time!Do you have the confidence completion the task?"
"Yes, our task the chairman have already given an account last night clear.I promise a resolute completion task with my food for powder."The beam soldier listens to the task that I make reference to this, he not from get a full face to seriously say. Unconsciously, our cars have already arrived at the doorway of national defense university and see the license of our car, at the soldier of doorway is after respecting a gift directly let go.
"Beam soldier, why just don#8217;t those guards#8217; connecting our certificates check and then let go?"After entering the front door of national defense university, I am some to strangely ask a way to the beam soldier.
"Department chief Li, that our license plates are the special kind licenses of Central Military Commission, so they would not check our certificates to let go."The beam soldier explanation way.
"Does that their not afraid someone pretend to be?Can prove a car inside with a piece of license plate of is what person?Be really make a mess of."I shook to shake head and immediately after seriously said to the beam soldier again:"Beam soldier, you want to tell your under charge those soldiers hereafter, at our forbid inside the scope of area, regardless is what person, also ignore he is what license, as long as there aring no general in the town of chairman Hu, premier Wu and clocking and my handing Yu, that who can not pass in and out, either, know?"
"BE, this chairman Hu has already given an account toward me last night clear.You stop worrying!As long as there being no your handing Yu, regardless is who we can#8217;t let what him come in and go out."The beam soldier ordered to nod, one face firm of say to me. Immediately after, our cars slowly walked for 23 minutes again, then arrived at an office building bottom to stop down.At this time, is exactly class is over of time, just class is over of the alignment dining room of the students positive group of brigadeses prepare to have a meal.See to us to must not the that time wait, just in time somebody else class is over have a meal. I make those soldiers stay at first, then took a beam soldier to arrive at the guard in front of the front of mansion to ask a way:"Comrade, is your president#8217;s office over there?We are a soldier Wei of, occupy and seek him.Ask for me turn to reach for a while, say that the person of soldier Wei came."
"Please produce your certificate, if there is no certificate, I can not turn to reach for you."That seeing of guard oddness whole body casual wear of I and I after death of the shoulder carry on the shoulder the beam soldier of major soldier title to say.
"Okay, these are our certificates."I take out with beam soldier respectively respectively of the certificate hand over to that.
"Invite two chiefs slightly etc., I this gives you notification."Guard toward us after respecting a gift turn round to picked up nearby of the telephone instruct go to. When that guard is asking for instruction from superior, I suddenly see there is a figure that is familiar to know in a group of studentses troops of front.
"Wang Fei#8217;s eldest brother please wait for a second."Looking at a front that figure that is familiar to know, I not from get happy of call a way.
The interjection that hears me, that brigade student troops of front not from must stop down.And Wang Fei in the troops hear at this time someone call he, also not from must become overdo, see is me, is a more happy way:"Is small strong, how is you?How did you come here?"
"How don#8217;t can be me, ha ha!I come to do some affair here, to, your adjust to make haven#8217;t come down?How still here?"I toward asking of Wang Fei oddness way.
"Have already come down, I now be with my new war allies together."Wang Fei ordered to nod, immediately after again surprised of looking at my way:"Yi, oddness, small strong, you how can anyone know my adjust to make of matter?"
"This comrade, now is timeghd diamond version that we gather to have a meal, if you ask after meal to discuss it later what is up."At this time, the person on duty of part walks to my nearby say.
Looking at to in the moment and continuously pour the enemy under the bio-chemical hand, I could not help smiling.But those enemy, but panic get up.Because after fighting a beginning, but they surprisedly discover, his bullet at shot into us of but the good elephant is to wear evil similar, since all good elephant drive we before the body of some don#8217;t know causal thing to hold up, consequently their bullet basically to our a little use all have no.
~Chapter 22 fights New York indiscriminately~(ten)
Looking at at present that kind of uncanny situation, admire inside household there of the persons was all frightened to death, they how is not understand either, why their bullets unexpectedly could not shoot us.However, they are frightenned of time is not long either, also so several minutes, in addition to is those I especially the idea order leave of head head, all otherly drive bio-chemical person to exterminate.
When inside in the house a gun voice finally once rang behind, I smile of stood, then walked to the front of the mafia eldest brother that those hands get hurt way:"Being each is really ashamed!See to your under charge have no ability to leave us, is you disappointed?"
Although those mafia eldest brothers already drive just of situation to frighten not and lightly, they not Kui is also usually at life and death on-line dozen the person who turn, very quick of, they settle down for the town.The words that hear me admire the house lord of inside household to raise head, then dark write the face say to me:"Owner dragon says!How do you exactly want?"
"Ha ha!I want how haven#8217;t you been already understood?And front we not is also say Be getting clearer, from near after, we only a then can enough exist here in the world;Said again, you thought can our brotherses of Long Hun#8217;s fronts die in vain?"My sneering at to see a mafia big Mu way is toward those.
Finish saying, I no longer realize them, but exploitation#8217;sacred mind#8217;s eye#8217;the sorcery beginning launched to search to those mafias the brain of the big Mu.After more than 10 minutes, I finally searched out the data in the brain of the owner all.Make me excited BE, I not only found out the thing that I want in their brains, but also still surprisedly found out some their private deposit account and password in Switzerland banks in the brain of their everybody and all added to unexpectedly have 5,000,000,000 many beautiful circle.But deposit among them most of again is admire inside personal savings of lord in the house of the household.
And at this time, fought eagle to also walk to come in from the outside, then politely said to me:"Little lord, outside we have already all made Dian as well, outside of the person have no an escape of, be all shoot~deaed by us.Do you see us connecting down how to do?"
The words that hear war eagle, those mafias that pour on the ground facial expression of big mus has already become dead gray, they didn#8217;t thought of, they ambushed in the outside of 23100 of under charge unexpectedly in so short time inside drive our persons to exterminate.At this time, they just truely felt despair and knew tonight, they were to be fraught with grim possibilities.
I ordered to nod, after thinking for a while way:"!Is very good, everyone does quite goodly.Fight eagle, you immediately notify bureau chief Sen in Europe and tell him, his opportunity to have a great achievement came and let him came to tidy up the affair of behind."
For a while, the locations that I immediately after collect all their controls the local officials#8217; datas got from those the mafia the big Mu head again told war eagle, his etc. will immediately go to everywhere give° those evidence to take back.BE finishing listenning to my order, fight eagle to order to nod, then to I way:"BE, little lord.I knew."
Hesitated for a while, fight eagle and saw for a while those at present mafias with frightened look the big Mu asking a way to me:"Little lord, that this how many guys how handle?Is to hand over to Europe the Sen, still keep bringing back our headquarters?"
Took a look big Mu of those mafias, I shook to shake head a way:"Bring back dry what?You still want to take them to return to keep them!All the processing drops and all handle!Province stay to ask for trouble for us in the world here.Your processing over they empress lead all brotherses to return to right away."
Finish saying, I also no longer realize those people, but call the temple Hao is up the south behind to outside walk.After the car sat the last outside, south the temple Hao is a bit strange of say to me:"Young master, why just those people#8217;s bullet will was the not far place suddenly held up in front of us?But do you how can and so clearly know those people to deposit the place of data again?"
Smiled to smile, I shook to shake head a way:"In fact this also has no what, you once saw as well what I own some miraculous strength, just of the affair is what the strength that I made use of me results in.As for say that I how can know the place that their data collects, that also because the reason of some of my special strengths."
For a while, I immediately after again just just got of a few account numbers of Switzerland banks tell south temple Hao, then just smile of way:"The south temple eldest brother, those account numbers and password you have already remembered?Inside but have 300,000,000, that is what I there got from those guys, you took out those money, this money hereafter exclusively used to do allowance for the brotherses of use, the way that I saw you establishing a fund to manage these money.And, you hereafter also want annually conducted from the organization of the income gaining took out certain money to throw in this fund, know?"
The words that hear me, the south temple Hao unimaginablely looking at me, then just surprisedly says to me:"Young master, you really take so much money come out to do the brotherses set up a fund that exclusively does allowance?"
"Ha ha!Is this still false?I talk even if the words just order so small money, you again why the need for fussbudget?Said again, my identity you clearly know, I should have now how much , think to you also understand, so this money that is the nothing important.Therefore, you trust of take those money to build up a fund, how say again the brotherses at outside hard work hard, we are to should solve them cares at home."I roar with laughter toward the south temple Hao of say.
"Is all right!That I generation the brotherses thanks young master you, I will thoroughly carry out good this fund, and turn young master your intention to tell to the brotherses of, you stop worrying!"The words listenned to me, the south temple Hao is touched of ordering and noding way.
"Like, oneself brothers, don#8217;t say these.Leave!Return to say again."I shook to shake head a way to the south temple Hao.
After returning ghd iv salon styler to headquarters, most of activities all have been already ended, however the condition compares we estimate of have to be a littit bit noisy.At this time outside of New York City, we the activity tonight have already made this city noisy many, because of our activity, those police are rushing about everywhere currently.
Sit in the room of headquarters, hear a good news of, I can not help satisfiedly ordering a head.According to our deployment, the all of our activities set big parts all have already completed a task back.After an hour, fought eagle to also return to headquarters toward my report way:"Being little is main, the affairs all have already handled.The thing that you want I have already all taken back as well, do you see how to handle?"
You had all of those datas handed over to the south the temple Hao, he would handle."Finish listenning to the words of fighting the eagle, I ordered to nod, immediately after again way:"Then, your whereabouts manages a matter, that is to immediately give I Xing hall of that lord drop for my processing.Do you know?"
"What?Want to handle a line of Chen Fu Tang#8217;s lord of hall?Why?"The words that hear me, fight eagle can not help getting a shock, then shockedly ask a way to me.And the southern temple Hao of part also can not help shockedlying looking at me, the question of full face.They aren#8217;t understand, I why the meeting suddenly issue order to handle to drop that a vice- hall a lord.
Looking at southern temple Hao with shocked look they, I can not help the way of smile:"How?Whether the order that feels me has some to make you don#8217;t understand?"
"Yes, young master, this is why?What problem does Chen Fu Tang#8217;s lord have?"The south temple Hao puzzles of ask a way to me.
Ordered to nod, I to the south temple Hao they way:"Yes, that Chen pair hall the lord have already been admired inside the person of the household to buy, he is to admire inside household at our Long Hun of an inside ghost.In those data, should have already mentioned him as well, haven#8217;t you seen those data?"
BE getting my confirmation, south temple Hao they not from must shockedly looking at me, probably they didn#8217;t thought of, in our inner part since also have a so deeply inside ghost.Lead good short while, fight eagle just metal gray the face say to me:"Little lord, I knew.I this give°s this bastard to grasp, then slowly cures him."
"Okay, your whereabouts manages!Then arrange the brotherses rest, conveniently make people give° those data me to take to come in, I want and see."I ordered to nod a way.
Fight after eagle walk, I pointed at to just be taken incoming data by a few bio-chemical persons to just full face metal gray southern temple Hao way:"The south temple eldest brother, you take a look these data right away and see an inside still and have otherly inside the ghost.And these data you copy 1 to come out right away, other components hand over to this captain of mine, understand?"
"BE, I understood.I know how to do, I see now, then right away again careful of the row check for a while organization inside of circumstance, definitely inner part of moth to clearance come out."The words listenned to me, the south temple Hao ordered to nod a way.
I ordered to nod, didn#8217;t say again as well what, also start to see those data together.Proper we looking at data soon, my telephone again ring get up, once I see is the telephone of Sen in Europe, hence pressed to connect to listen to a key way:"Bureau chief Sen in Europe, how?The opportunity to have a great achievement that I send to you is quite good?Tonight you but exterminated underworld association in the quite a few house!Want that coming to this achievement isn#8217;t definitely small?"
"Owner dragon thanks you to this opportunity of mine, however you kill of person the good elephant is a little bit too many, this makes me is a little bit difficult to does!"The telephone spreads a burst of wry smile track in front.

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